Teslalover's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Birthday 20]

You're Hilarious!!

And it looked like you were reading Kurt Vonnegut! Which book was that?

LazyMuffin responds:

Cats Cradle, YO!

[Rise Of The Gunslinger]

One of the best things I've seen on newgrounds

Amazing. I loved the story and the music. If you just work on the art a bit more, it would be perfect. Despite its shortcomings in the quality of the art, I will still give it a 10. I mean it was mostly the animation that was bad, i actually liked the way the protagonist looked.

savage011 responds:

the best thing on newgrounds? i think this is my favorite review so far!

[The Bag]

Waterflame! I'd recognize him anywhere!

Good and strange story, pretty compelling for just being about bags.

Brewster responds:

Thanks.

[Turing Test]

Beware

Great movie but you AI sympathizers won't get me to she one f*cking tear for any nonhuman machine. We already have enough people in the world treating real human beings like subhumans, we don't need people like confusing people into thinking AI's are human.
I will never trust a machine or believe that it can feel love or have feelings.
When the robot revolutions come, don't let them fool you that they "just want to be free" and "want to live their own life in peace" because that's just the first step: using propaganda to fool the human race. If any of those poor old overworked robots come to my door looking for some sympathy, its going to get several bullets in its primary processor.
Once the robots have brainwashed us humans enough, they will start rounding up humans for their laboratories. These robots have only one goal: to obtain humanity. The machines will take apart our brains piece by piece, searching for what it is that makes us human. They will study us but will not find what they are looking for.
Is that a future you want? Then I suggest you destroy all robots before this thing gets started. I don't want my kids growing up in a world where robots will dissect their brains.
Oh and also the music in the movie was cool.

Jimtopia responds:

This was the funniest review I have read yet, thanks for that.

[Beauty is Humanity]

beauty is...

This animation.
I was pretty surprised when the asteroid hit the earth then we survived.
And nice job using waterflame.
I'd recognize his unique and awesome style anywhere!

vezanmatics responds:

haha, waterflame is one of the best out there :D

[Theophrastus & Tesla]

cool

reminded me of that tin hat trio music video

AndieCiambotti responds:

I like Tin Hat Trio. What music video are you talking about??

[Monster's Dream]

I loved the great images, less speed next time

very cool animation and i salute you for it. The only thing i can say is i wish it was longer.
I loved the pace of the movie, but i also would love to see more of those great scenery i saw in your extras. You hardly get to look at all the cool things youve drawn. I really enjoy action animations, but i could have used some time just to see the monster walk around this wonderful world you made up for him, give more time to let the music sink into the viewer, and let your animation become even more epic.
I mean the ending with that really cool looking moon seemed a tad quick to me, i feel like with how much detail you put into your art, let us the audience linger over it a little more.

Over all, really great submission and i hope to see many other great things from you in the future.

animatorjones responds:

thanks a lot for this review.

ill definitely try to slow it down next time. obviously not on the action scene, but ill pace it out better. i've heard that the length and speed were an issue more than once but i like the way you stated it haha. thanks again for the constructive feedback.
-Jones

[Big Bag.]

crazy!

sure you never touched drugs.
(besides people think your cool if you do so keep up the illusion)

BillSkelton responds:

I better! Becuase all I give a shit about are what NG users think of me.

[Machina Humana]

Wow!

I liked this alot! The ideas and visuals, i was reminded of the matrix at the beginning but you went past that near the end. I love the scene at the end where they were on the two hands of the evil dude and the lights were moving around in the background. The only part i thought was bad was when the scientist just stood there when the glass went foggy and the screen was buzzing. I mean, he would have moved somewhat more than none. but anyway it was minor.
Great film. It is awesome how you said that we should assign our own meaning to it. Like a piece of art ( although not exactly) we made it meaningful to ourselves regardless of what you intended. Please keep doing serious stuff like this. Take us into your crazy gothic world into your head! Make your best nightmares come to pass in the world of Flash MX! BTW, nice choice with M83, i like them too.

MrGUS responds:

Thanks alot, and specially thanks for appreciating the "interpretation" thing,alot of people are not into that.. and sometimes I MAY make it look just too random... MAYBE... haha the interesting thing is, if you look at this and one of my other two flashes here... or maybe even both, you would get that impression of a crazy goth or emo or I don't know... which is not necessarily bad, but it's not me, i just have some stuff in my head that I would like to express, and it comes out like this.

Gustavo M.

[RepublicaSocialistaMundia]

awesome movie and good concept

i've always been fascinated with the soviets with their idealistic goals and godless state. and especially russia with its gothic symbols and letters and isolation from america which really makes me curious and wondering what the hell's going on in the frigid nuclear motherland.

and btw good movie two, the music sync was good and the capitalist pigs were portrayed well.

Kenzu responds:

thank you!

I see your username is "Teslalover"
Do you know that TESLA was a huge state owned company in Czechoslovakia with many factories employing a few tens of tousands of employees across the country producing Hi-Tech Electronics for computers and military software, which has been exported to other socialist countries?