Teslalover's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Toast Is Awesome]

Keep it up

You could be the next knox.

[The Bag]

Waterflame! I'd recognize him anywhere!

Good and strange story, pretty compelling for just being about bags.

Brewster responds:

Thanks.

[Proper Raptors]

MOAR

Saw it coming, but i loved seeing raptors with British accents.

[Felix's Showreel]

But is it art?

The most aggravating, agitating, alarming, annoying, bothersome, burdensome, consequential, creepy, depressing, difficult, disagreeable, discomforting, discommoding, discomposing, disconcerting, discouraging, dismaying, distressing, embarrassing, foreboding, frightening, gloomy, harassing, hard, impeding, inconvenient, irksome, irritating, laborious, ominous, onerous, painful, perplexing, perturbing, pessimistic, prophetic, provoking, severe, sinister, startling, threatening, tiresome, toilsome, troublesome, troubling, trying, uncertain, unpleasant, unsettling, upsetting, vexing, wearisome, worrisome, worrying images that can be thought up of. And for that I thank you.

[The Last Man on Earth]

Pretty good

Maybe i'm just pretty fucked up, but I found it pretty funny. The voice was really good, and the music was a good punctuation for the point.

[~Play~]

Well made

Incredible looking, it is clear you put a lot of effort into this. The story was just sappy for me to give it a 10/10, and the snap shot finish at the end? How sappy could you get.

[BitterSweet]

Very high quality

High quality animation and story. I'm going to think about this one later.

[Turing Test]

Beware

Great movie but you AI sympathizers won't get me to she one f*cking tear for any nonhuman machine. We already have enough people in the world treating real human beings like subhumans, we don't need people like confusing people into thinking AI's are human.
I will never trust a machine or believe that it can feel love or have feelings.
When the robot revolutions come, don't let them fool you that they "just want to be free" and "want to live their own life in peace" because that's just the first step: using propaganda to fool the human race. If any of those poor old overworked robots come to my door looking for some sympathy, its going to get several bullets in its primary processor.
Once the robots have brainwashed us humans enough, they will start rounding up humans for their laboratories. These robots have only one goal: to obtain humanity. The machines will take apart our brains piece by piece, searching for what it is that makes us human. They will study us but will not find what they are looking for.
Is that a future you want? Then I suggest you destroy all robots before this thing gets started. I don't want my kids growing up in a world where robots will dissect their brains.
Oh and also the music in the movie was cool.

Jimtopia responds:

This was the funniest review I have read yet, thanks for that.

[Beauty is Humanity]

beauty is...

This animation.
I was pretty surprised when the asteroid hit the earth then we survived.
And nice job using waterflame.
I'd recognize his unique and awesome style anywhere!

vezanmatics responds:

haha, waterflame is one of the best out there :D

[Tarboy]

AMAZING

Amazing in all respects!
Story, art, sound...etc.
And this is coming from a guy who really really hates and fears robots.